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To the Tune of: You'll Never Walk Alone
"Sign on, sign on,
with a pen in your hand,
and you'll never get a job!
You'll never get a job!"
To the Tune of: Que Sera Sera
"Steve Gerrard, Gerrard,
he slipped on his fucking arse,
he gave it to Demba Ba,
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard!"
"Have You Ever Seen Gerrard Win The League"
To the Tune of: She'll Be Coming 'Round The Mountain
"Have you ever seen Gerrard win the league,
Have you ever seen Gerrard win the league,
have you ever seen Gerrard, ever seen Gerrard,
Ever seen Gerrard win the league?! (HAVE YOU FUCK"
"You Are A Scouser"
To the Tune of: You Are My Sunshine
"You are a scouser, a thieving scouser,
you're only happy on giro day!
Your mum's out thieving, your dad's drug dealing,
oh please don't take my hubcaps away!"
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