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"We'll drink a drink a drink
    to Charlie the king the king the king,

    the savior of the Chelsea team!
Coz he invented professional football
    and it's the best team you've ever seen!

Peter Houseman played terrible football
    and the Shed all called him names.
 So they gave him a kick in the bollocks,
and now he scores in every game!"

To the Tune of: Lily the Pink

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